This is for Monkee. I'm so sorry for the rest, as if the recent Ox limerick wasn't enough to subject you to.
So on my trip last year to Australia, I had a chance to try 'bush tucker', or wild gathered food.
This is a LIVE finger sized witchity grub.
Grubby meets his doom.
OK, wasn't really that bad. Besides the unusually crunchy head bits.